Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
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