Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
Dude, I totally just made my launch phrase on my new phone "Wingardium Leviosa" so that when people try it and it doesn't work I can say, "It's leveeOHsa, not leveeoh-SA."
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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