big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
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