I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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