yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
it glows. i had to have it.
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
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