Kareoke will never be a sober sport
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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