yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
Randomize
