Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I'm sobbing to NWA
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
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