weddingsv make me drug and hornr
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
Incoming: this is a booty call. To accept, please reply with an appropriate time. To reject, please reply "N" and the information will be filed for future reference.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
Randomize
