is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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