Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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