Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
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