Hey sorry for feelin' up your date. Sadly, this is a mass txt.
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
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