You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
Randomize
