i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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