party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
Can I borrow your pants?
WTH?
Just come to the men’s room and help me. The blonde bartender figured out I’m married. Rachel will definitely notice if come home pantsless
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