i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
Randomize
