There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
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