3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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