Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
Randomize
