I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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