So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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