Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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