just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
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