Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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