well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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