Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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