Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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