1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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