dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
even my farts smell like vagina
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
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