ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
Randomize
