Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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