What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
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