you're like a bully in the Christmas story
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
i think im in europe. pls send help
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
Damn victory sex feels great
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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