OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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