I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
you made out with another girl for some wings
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