I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
no you cant smoke seaweed
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
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