Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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