fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
Randomize
