So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
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