They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
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