Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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