One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I'm at this poker game and this kid to my left is bragging about all the chicks he hits including a "playboy model" when all of a sudden this 22 guy looks him in the eye and says "ever fuck a 70 woman. The things they can and are willing to do" Next think the whole table is quiet for an hour. That guys my hero...
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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