yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
bl l w
this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
She showed up at 4:30 in the morning HAMMERED, stripped, demanded sex, then after 4 failed attempts stopped me mid-thrust to tell me she thought we should be fucking for a cause, like animal rights. Process that for a second. She wanted us to be fucking for animal rights.
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
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