normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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