Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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