I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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