So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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