I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
After much deliberatipn and vodka, my favourite phrase of Christmas 2012 is "penis of last resort"
I don't know if I want context or not...
Context involves faux incest and champagne. Id go into detail but im on shot number 5.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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