ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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