In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
Cause I came home. Im covered in green marker and jack daniels. Theres a taco and the words "we went to Mexico" on my wrist. Im a walking abomination.
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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