Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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